Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wildlife on the trails


I'm a mountain biking newbie, but I love it. It's an absolute blast. While some of my friends seem to enjoy climbing hills--the fitness freak's version of insanity?--I much prefer careering down the hills, never really sure what's around the next bend, just hoping fervently that I don't run into a moose or a bear or even another human. At the speeds you reach, any of the above would be really bad. Imagine colliding with a surprised grizzly at twenty mph on a bike.

Anyhow, yesterday I rode both off the paved trails in the woods and also on some of our wonderfully maintained paved trails here in Anchorage, one of which is called the Tony Knowles (after a former governor) Coastal Trail. Coming up a hill on the trail, I came upon the scene you see in the picture. That's a mother moose and one of two calves she had in tow at the time.

Although it appears in the image that the onlookers in the background are pretty close, I think they were actually a bit farther back than that. I think maybe when I cropped the picture it ended up making them look closer than they really were. Still, they were probably too close. Typically we end up with tourists who get too close to the wildlife and this may be the case here.

Moose are, in fact, quite dangerous--especially mothers with their babies nearby. Bull moose during the rutting season (fall) can also be pretty cantankerous and can do really surprising things in a testosterone-filled burst of energy. For the most part, they will charge you to get you to move out of the way. If you do, you're generally okay, but occasionally they feel the need to stomp the living you know what out of you and that can actually be a terminal experience.

I have a bell on my bike that's very useful for letting pedestrians and other bikers know that I'm coming. I use it freely in the woods to let the wildlife and the humans know I'm coming. Interestingly, the moose are completely nonplussed by the bell. However, when I come skidding to a stop on my bike, like when I come zooming around a corner and the moose is RIGHT THERE (!), that seems to get their attention. But really, I do think it's the sound of the skidding as much as anything else. I have been in situations where I could observe the moose from a safe distance and have rung the bell repeatedly and/or sporadically like some kind of village idiot, but the moose just don't react. I've also skidded the bike from a safe distance and they always at least look up; more often they actually move.

Similarly, when we go hiking in the woods, most of us carry bear bells to let the bears know we're coming (some call them dinner bells), but I've heard that the bells really have little effect on the bears. But hitting a couple of sticks together (perhaps like the unusual sound of a skidding bike) does get their attention.

My bike once looked like this...

Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Cove



Looks like a good movie...haven't seen it yet.

Here's a review: Variety

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Now they want 'em to have more kids...

Baby boom urgently required by -- THE Shanghai Population and Family Planning Commission is launching a campaign to encourage eligible couples to give birth to a second child as concerns mount over a rapidly aging population.

Population officials...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Racism

Well, with all the hullaballoo over the Gates business and Obama's slips and all that nasty stuff, I thought I'd see what I could do to contribute to the end once and for all of racism throughout Planet Earth. And what should I find but the perfect...je ne sais quoi...that should provide salvation to one and all.

Falling Buildings in Shanghai?



Checkout this article from the Wall Street Journal blog about a building in Shanghai that was being built, but collapsed nearly intact.

I read some pretty nasty comments by laymen about the quality control of their projects here in China, but I find it amazing that the building held together for the fall. Seems pretty well built if it could do that.

Now if it weren't for that Achilles heel...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Traffic in Shanghai


Pix taken with my iPhone


I watched the traffic shown in this picture for thirty minutes or so and never saw a fender bender. I also saw no signs of what we call in America "road rage". Pedestrians, bikes, motorized bikes of all kinds, cars, busses, taxis...they all seem to merge in some kind of random cauldron of transportation means at the center of the intersection, then they all sort of squirt out the four arteries and buzz on their ways.

For a short time, a traffic cop attempted to provide some order to the chaos...


A very brief moment in time


Then he was gone again...


Cat like reflexes required


If you're interested in some history about biking in China, please see this excellent article that was written several years ago on www.bicycling.com.

Shanghai

Just read this in the China Daily...


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Girl, 12, loses memory after turtle falls on head
(China Daily)
Updated: 2009-07-27 09:25

A 12-year-old girl in Chongqing has lost her memory after a turtle fell from a high building and hit her head on Monday.

The girl was rushed to a hospital where doctors concluded she suffered from cerebral concussion, which caused the memory loss.

All the 16 occupants of the building denied ever owning a turtle.

The girl's father said he would drag all the families in the building to court if no one came forward to claim responsibility.

(Chongqing Times)

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It would certainly be in poor taste for anyone to joke about this poor girl, so I'm not going to do that. Clearly it would suck to be hit in the head by a turtle--regardless of the altitude from which the turtle descended--and I seriously hope she's okay.

However, from here on out, instead of blaming my faulty memory on my advancing age, I'm just going to claim I got hit in the head by a falling turtle. And now we've got proof that it's a valid excuse.

If only I can remember where to reference the proof.